i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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