But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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