quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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