somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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