The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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