i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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