john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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