nut hugger
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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