I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just had sex on a roof
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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