Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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