I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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