NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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