I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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