Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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