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• (949): View more from California

  I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You better have your party panties on Saturday!

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  Why only Saturday?

  (205): View more from Alabama

  Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  But I thought everyone had breakup sex?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will

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• (916): View more from California

  I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!

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• (941): View more from Florida

  That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.

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• (818): View more from California

  Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.

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