Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4 http://tfl.nu/vujr
  Replies (8) Good night (1234) Bad night (690)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower. http://tfl.nu/q9b8
  Replies (26) Good night (1061) Bad night (5839)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break. http://tfl.nu/0dv9
  Replies (17) Good night (5085) Bad night (787)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know. http://tfl.nu/dzr5
  Replies (15) Good night (6879) Bad night (1084)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them. http://tfl.nu/3t7j
  Replies (3) Good night (2177) Bad night (869)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  She has a lazy eye!

  (317): View more from Indiana

  My other option is a hardwood floor

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): She has a lazy eye! (317): My other option is a hardwood floor http://tfl.nu/pxwj
  Replies (8) Good night (553) Bad night (1764)
• Favorite

  (941): View more from Florida

  You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (941): You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard. http://tfl.nu/vxrl
  Replies (6) Good night (663) Bad night (1249)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey. http://tfl.nu/1z5r
  Replies (5) Good night (1624) Bad night (530)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes. http://tfl.nu/sfqd
  Replies (5) Good night (1684) Bad night (522)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER! http://tfl.nu/av7d
  Replies (9) Good night (1214) Bad night (817)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her http://tfl.nu/tidk
  Replies (7) Good night (1443) Bad night (466)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience. http://tfl.nu/aded
  Replies (3) Good night (1155) Bad night (309)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not http://tfl.nu/zx60
  Replies (3) Good night (482) Bad night (292)
• Favorite

  (219): View more from Indiana

  Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (219): Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon http://tfl.nu/lp84
  Replies (7) Good night (1155) Bad night (370)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman http://tfl.nu/khf9
  Replies (2) Good night (409) Bad night (193)

Randomize