you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Randomize
