hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
why is half of my head shaved?
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