Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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