i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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