"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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