He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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