At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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