Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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