Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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