so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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