god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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