I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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