Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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