Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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