We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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