The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
now i know why i became what i already was.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
