There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The air taste purple.
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