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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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