that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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