I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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