Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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