wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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