I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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