I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
