ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i think i have herpe
just one?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
How does one acquire holy water?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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