he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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