ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Found your dick twin last night
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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