So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
So. Much. Porn.
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