I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You don't make any sense
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I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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