Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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