I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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