I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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