I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
