If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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