why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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