What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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