So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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