I murdered the dance floor call the cops
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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