Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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