yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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