Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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