ugly people sure do ruin things
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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