OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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