Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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